After Le Tigres epically pooped the World Series bed last night and got swept by the San Francisco Giants, there were probably more than a few Detroiters whose planned celebrations turned into sorrows-drowning contests. And, since you don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here, it’s entirely possible that some of those opposite-of-celebrating people ran afoul of the law on their ways home, meaning some unfortunate Tigers fans may now have more in common with third baseman and 2012 Triple Crown champion Miguel Cabrera than just that crushing feeling of defeat (i.e. they’re now fellow DUI offenders).
And, since the State of Michigan doesn’t mess around when it comes to traffic laws and violations, those same folks may be in the market for legal representation. Drivers license restoration in Michigan is a notoriously long and difficult process, since by default all drivers license revocations, for any reason, are automatically permanent (yup, PERMANENT—which makes one wonder how ol’ Miggy makes it to the ballpark on a daily basis).
Luckily for any Tigers fan who got taken down by The Man and who can potentially prove that they were innocent, there are those who specialize in drivers license restoration. One has to wonder how lucrative this particular form of legal practice can be, as it seems like most DUI cases are pretty open-and-shut, therefore making the chances of success pretty slim. But, if these cats “specialize” in it, they must really know their stuff.
‘Cause hey, I specialize in writing stupid blog posts inspired by randomly-stumbled-upon websites, and look how well I’m doing!